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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no. I really hope they can't make us live forever.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We already do, LOL. Just not in physical form.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Clickbait.

tl;dr: they came up with a new way to store eyes when they are cut out from a dead animal so that they don't die as badly after being cut out of the animal. This is bringing nothing back to life.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The world just gets creepier and creepier. How long until some groomer re-animates a legally dead child and keeps it as xis undead sex slave?