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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You can recognise lizard people very easily since they wear the tip of their egg-shell on their head for the rest of their life after being born from the big lizard queen. (That's also the reason why cou can't "convert" to lizard people - you must be born from that lizard mother or you aren't welcome in the club as a reasonable member.) The lizard queen is a mountain called "Zion" in lizard babble. They deeply cherish and praise it and are all in for a jolly sacrefice afternoon up there to feed their big lizard mom the children of men.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh.

Fuck.