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[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

I realize Abby Martin is speaking the truth and wants to awaken the masses to their plight but when I hear her speak so eloquently, I have impure thoughts. She is so tightly wound and I fervently want to help her relax if only for a short time. Am I bad father?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

HAAAAAAA!!!!

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

In my fantasy, she continues to espouse truth while I give her relaxation therapy. Don't stop Abby.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

To each, his own.

She covers some heavy topics.

Not exactly pillow talk.

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, sometimes I'd just stick a sock in her mouth and put duct tape over it. Just joking Abby, now get on the waterbed.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She can torture my genitals anytime.

[–]sawboss 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pervert! Goto the back of the line! /s