" There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists. The others are silly made up nonsense. But not yours. Yours is real. " ~ Ricky Gervais

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[–]BISH 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Or, maybe many gods exist, and they have had different names, and a broad spectrum of power and influence.

The bible admits the existence of other gods in the first commandment.

“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

I serve the God of freedom, and free will.
The most high.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Half of the ten commandments are petty, jealous, narcissistic, infantile rules.

I'd rather believe in Hanuman, a blue monkey-humanoid god.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I'd rather believe in Hanuman, a blue monkey-humanoid god.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Cool. Very different than what I was thinking.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It's easy to favor god Hanuman on his good days.

But that's not what we're debating.

Woe to the followers of Hanuman when he gets his monkey-ox gored. It isn't pleasant.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Worse is when Hanuman gets an especially bad case of the monkey pox - and won't explain how he got it.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Worse is when Hanuman gets an especially bad case of the monkey pox - and won't explain how he got it.

DAAAAMN!!! Did Hanuman get the jab?

I'm sorry to hear that. That's really bad news... Is he telling his followers to get jabbed?

Does a monkey god have one of those beast marks?

If the monkey god had lost his way, then maybe consider the free will God.

He is not down with the jabs.
He says you have a choice, but he makes you live with the choices you've made.

But... You always have a choice if you want to turn things around. He's cool like that.

The God of self-empowerment.