"I can't believe there was once a time when women wore garter belts *all* the time, not just to be sexy, then some guy invented panty hose. That guy's a *dick*! What was he thinking?!" -- Stand up comedian Mitch Fatel

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

It's a funny quote but consider that when garter belts were practical garments, they looked as such. When they became used as lingerie only is when they were designed not to be practical, but to be sexy.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Wow, now it's an assault on men's enjoyment of sexiness. It just never stops, does it?

That's not a garter belt. That's a girdle with garters attached. Nice try though.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Who knew Chip was an expert on women's underclothes. We learn something new all the time

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Seriously, again with the attempt to make it shameful for men to enjoy women being sexy?

More personal insults instead of arguments. Boy, Saidit and the Pyramid of Debate just aren't for you people, are they?

[–]Airbus320 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Kek

[–]Foidblaster9000 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are you personally insulted by the comment? That's interesting

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Just look https://duckduckgo.com/?q=1950s+sexy+garter+belt

This is probably the best.

Now let's look at a modern woman.

Seeing them side by side they're very clearly different in terms of appeal.