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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Fliers?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Americans are ahead of the test of us in the pursuit of physical excellence.

They might look fat but actually they inflate themselves with helium.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I thought helium only makes the voice sound funny. What hole are they using?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean you haven't noticed their voices sounding funny?

The helium goes in the arsehole because it rises up the body and leaks it through the mouth which is why they have to hold their lips in a rictus closed smile all the time.