"Biden, to me, is like taking a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long walk in the woods." - Joe Rogan

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And the flashlight occasionally sniffs and touches you and you dread the batteries running out not because of what’s lurking in the dark woods, but because of what the flashlight will do to you in the complete dark if it does what it does to you when there’s light.. 🔦

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It's called a fleshlight