"The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god -- that there's a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them -- and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species." George Carlin

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[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I heard Carlin made a lot of dough while he was alive. Where can I collect some of that since he didn't believe he should keep it?

[–]EndlessSunflowers[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Fuck Yes, George!

One More Time For Emphasis: "private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species"

Bunch of selfish and greedy assholes running around claiming certain things are only for them, fuck them!

[–]pulverize 15 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

My wife and my kids and my dogs are going to crash at your place for a while until this whole pandemic / riot scenario blows over. Cool? Oh, and we're hungry and my kid has allergies and I'm going to need to borrow your truck so I can get to work. Thanks, bro.

I'd kick you some rent but I'm skint at the moment. Oh, is that Fat Tire here in your fridge? You have great taste in beer. Don't mind if I do.

There's five of us and only two of you, how about you take the pullout couch. We'd be much more comfortable in the master bedroom.

Now that I think of it, why don't you just go stay in a hotel for a while. We'll take care of the place for you. Treat it like it was our own.

[–]Questionable 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You would need your passports updated. So that you could go to China, and live in EndlessSunflowers work camp. She will show you her array of phones she attends to as her 'work'.

[–]SNCA_Furweeb 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

you dumb faggots do realize that abolishing private property means that the government owns where you live right?

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I take it you live on the streets, and are currently using a computer in a library? If not, congratulations to you on being a massive tool.

[–]SNCA_Furweeb 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Lol I think he does! He hasn't responded in quite a while... He is probably waiting, for the next time the library opens again.

[–]Questionable 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Sunflowers never replies to comments, typical Chinese agent.

[–]Sonofzeus 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is a retarded 13 yo atheist take.

[–]Rah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

tips fedora

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That nose though, looks very big.