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[–]theLordGodAlmighty 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Say and believe fake shit an throw a fit when people tell you that you're retarded. Got it.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Dismiss everything skeptical people say because I only obey the authorities who aren't trying to exploit me at all. Got it.

[–]72ndGender 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Um, excuse me sir, you said something that wasn't on the pre-approved statement list. This isn't your first time, so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, you mistake me for a sir. I sexually identify as an avocado...