Once in a while I read a news line that perfectly describes the era of Special Snowflakes we live in

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[–]thomastheglassexpert[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Determined on timing of insanity I once in a while come across such a whopper that I have to read it just to make sure it's not a joke. This is one and about the most perfect indicator of supreme arrogance and entitlement that it boggles the mind. So many points pop to mind and foremost is arrogance that demands the world cater to their Special Need. For free. This exact scenario happened to me once quite a while ago that I was the very last passenger on the plane (I had minutes to switch planes at layover) and all seats filled except for exactly one on farthest back row and who was talking up more than 1/3rd of my seat? The obese fat ass sitting there. In hindsight I handled it poorly I should have turned around and demand to be let off the plane as there was no seat for me but I only pointed this out to the FA. She frowned and said "nothing I can do you should call our airline" so pretty lame. I squeezed for take off then got up and stood at back galley remainder of a few hour flight, sat down for landing and when I called airline I wanted a 100% refund as they sold more seats than room for. That was SWA now blacklisted for life from me and I do recall they offered me a 300 buck voucher. Their "mask tyranny" got them fired for life by me.

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Bitch needs to pay for first class then. Fuck her.

[–]thomastheglassexpert[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Have you ever noticed at boarding gate there's a small cage by the desk used to make sure your carry on fits? Airlines should have a seat nearby where arm rests to not pull up and tell fat slobs "can you show me that you can fit into that seat" and I suppose that's wishful thinking. Can't fit = buy 1st class. No first class = no fly.

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like it! I also would advocate for scales and narrow entrances at fast food establishments. Can’t fit or weight too much? No fucking value meal for you!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They have these at amusement parks. We were at one last summer and overheard someone obese complaining how embarrassing and undignified it was to have to sit there and try to fit in a seat in front of people before going on the ride. My kid walked up, got measured for height, and we went in without complaining that it was embarrassing he was measured to make sure he'd ride safely.

We've also been on several rides where they didn't have the measurement seats, and they've had to coerce someone off who was obese and trying to argue with the minimum-wage children that it "would be fine" despite the safety harness not being able to latch. Twice we've seen people try to ride roller coasters despite not being fully able to close the safety latches/seatbelts/harness where it took 10 minutes for staff to convince them to get out of the seat since it wouldn't shut.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being prisoner inside such a body. Yikes! I feel sorry for her, for all her demands are absolutely demented.

[–]SuqMadiq 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What you shitheads don't consider is that larger airline seats would be great. Sign the fucking petition, even if you can't afford a plane ticket because you spent all your money on Bud Light, and are still in mourning for your dead pet possum/girlfriend, princess, which was crushed under the couch when your fat ass sat on it a week ago and now your trailer is starting to stink of dead princess.