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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I always liked peeing while sitting down because I could use my phone or solve crosswords or whatever, and you don't have to worry about the precision, but at the moments where you need to pee a little bit just to empty yourself fully, it's easier to let it out while standing.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Until the weiner touches the bowl or the seat and you catch weiner-disease from your colleague Dave who's been banging Taco-Bell Bettie on Thursdays on pub quiz night. Was the crossword worth it? Was it?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Nobody normal sits down on public toilets unless there is an extreme need. Right??

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not even in the most dire of shitty situations, squat and project that squit!