Here's why you need to reduce Screen Time.

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish that were true for WhiteBeards

Have you tried finding a hookup on Tinder, you might be surprised. There is likely someone out there who prefers what you got. Just use your cock like a divining rod (ohh that's gold, using that in the book). Go get some viagra if you dick don't work, it will compel you to find a friendly hole.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My dowsing rod is divine (not the actor/actress/singer). But I'd need to find someone with money though. More importantly, I'd need someone who can handle my shit. More important that that, I'd need to want to be with them. Of course Tinder may be good for just hookups, which would be fine, but inevitably I'd want more. Another timesuck. I'll wait until after 9/11 and then I guess I should start looking before I'm really old.