Here's why you need to reduce Screen Time.

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

What could be said that hasn't be said before?

I'm glad you asked. Prepare to have your mind blown.

It's called The Loneliest Puppy in Outer Space. It's about a dog named Regis Philbin who's abducted by space pirates. Regis has adventures, makes friends, and cuts a bloody swath from one corner of the galaxy to the other trying to get back to his beloved master.

I will have my own unique voice

You already got that in spades.

Books are good but less people read them

I feel compelled to write. Mostly though this is comments online, which while generally well received, aren't exactly a magnum opus. Plus being a published author is a real panty dropper.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

The Loneliest Puppy in Outer Space.

A Russian dog? I thought you were a cat person.

I will have my own unique voice

You already got that in spades.

Good to know! What does it sound like?

I feel compelled to write. Mostly though this is comments online, which while generally well received, aren't exactly a magnum opus.

I consider all my efforts online as writing practice. I try not to be lazy about it even if no one even sees it - thus creating better habits. I think.

Plus being a published author is a real panty dropper.

I wish that were true for WhiteBeards.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

A Russian dog? I thought you were a cat person

Regis is an American mutt. Be honest, is that not just the most perfect idea for a book ever? On the surface it's light and fun but there's deeper issues represented. Like Star Trek TOS but with less sex with aliens.

I love animals in general, except birds, I just only own a cat. Plus if it was Gizmo he'd spend the entire book murdering things for fun. Hmmm, maybe he can have a cameo. See, it practically writes itself. It's genius.

Your 9/11 project is important but it's not a fun subject. People like fun and people like dogs and people like space pirates. In fact, maybe there's a 9/11 parallel in The Loneliest Dog. Damn, this book is going to finish itself in no time at this rate.

Good to know! What does it sound like?

I don't know how to describe it, but it's certainly verbose ;)

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Regis is an American mutt. Be honest, is that not just the most perfect idea for a book ever?

I'm not aware of American dogs in space yet. The idea sounds like a children's book. So far I'm not interested at all. If you had a good opening hook to convince me to read further, and continued with a worthy and satisfying story, then I can change my tune.

See, it practically writes itself. It's genius.

You drunk?

Yes, I get verbose here, in order to be as clear as possible. I aim to keep my videos as short as possible. The 9/11 video(s) should be 9:11.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The idea sounds like a children's book

What's wrong with children's books?

You drunk?

Not yet but it's a fantastic idea.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What's wrong with children's books?

Nothing. I have a few I'd like to write and illustrate. I know for a fact it's a VERY difficult market and not as easy as you'd think. Mostly due to everything but the actual book and its content.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish that were true for WhiteBeards

Have you tried finding a hookup on Tinder, you might be surprised. There is likely someone out there who prefers what you got. Just use your cock like a divining rod (ohh that's gold, using that in the book). Go get some viagra if you dick don't work, it will compel you to find a friendly hole.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My dowsing rod is divine (not the actor/actress/singer). But I'd need to find someone with money though. More importantly, I'd need someone who can handle my shit. More important that that, I'd need to want to be with them. Of course Tinder may be good for just hookups, which would be fine, but inevitably I'd want more. Another timesuck. I'll wait until after 9/11 and then I guess I should start looking before I'm really old.