Post-apocalyptic programming

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[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

But let’s talk about brighter things – technology. We are all smart people, working on valuable and complex software projects in great agile teams, copying code from Stack Overflow and using GitHub co-pilot to help us with the routine.

Yes, you are all modern scum deserving death.

[–]gomjabbar 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why? 1. Because they're modern, 2. because they use computers, 3. because they write programs, 4. because they write programs for a living, 5. because they do things like using Agile methodology and copying code from Stack Overflow and using GitHub co-pilot?

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All members of modern culture are scum deserving death but programmers are the absolute worst because nothing produced by modern culture is as horrible as modern code is. Modern software is the worst thing that humanity has ever produced, disgusting in every way. You can read more in my history here or on my site Reactionary Software.