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[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also: you can't get on the subway without a green code.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

If somebody stands too close to me I fart on them.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Usual bowel function. Underrated as a tool to make a statement.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

China in the last decade is like: "Hi, did you know my name is Prof. Dr. Bill Orwell-Jekyll ?".

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" Yeah, yeah... the so called dystopian one... i wanna be better than all of him. :) "

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" What ? NO !! No, i didn't copy these concepts. How can you suspect this from me ?

I'm offended when you suspect things like this from me. I'm so good in my intentions.

And above that: I know that this always worked in history of mankind. You can trust me."

Then your IRC breaks because they killswitched your machine for talking back. Which is in the terms of its use, you of course didn't read, because the send it in an E Mail "update" on Terms Of Use that's only purpose is to hide this fact in a 300m wall of text.

Because the world-ministry of generalized trooths banned talking back and asking questions. It is sponsored by Microsoft which they finally accomplished to buy last year after their pedo-Jew-boss died from Alzheimers long-term effects at age 147.