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[–]dcjogger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Obey, slave.

The NSA is wiretapping your phone, listening to your words, reading your emails, and recording your web history. The NSA has your pictures, knows your address, Social Security number, bank balance, phone numbers, purchases, current location, plans, doctors, lawyers, and what you had for dinner yesterday.

[–]Teak[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good, I will convert them all to the ways of the real god.