Americans want to give up their guns because black people might buy them.

Americans want to be stopped and frisked because illegal immigrants exist.

Americans love checkpoints because someone might not use a seatbelt.

Americans want to be wiretapped because of terrorists.

Americans want protesting to be outlawed because protesters might break windows.

Americans want the government to close newspapers because of fake news.

Americans support forfeiture because someone might use marijuana.

Americans want the government to torture because white people are exempt from the police state.