Official Gov’t Docs Expose Michelle Obama’s 14 Year History as a Man

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[–]Site_rly_sux 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I love how the conspiritards get to put "official" Infront of their make-believe nonsense.

Some neckbeard retard came up with a voting form with M circled instead of F. He insists it's an "official" document and because that would align with OP's imaginary world view, what more proof could be required! He said it's official didn't he! So it must be!

Okay let's assume it's real! So why did Michelle do that? She wrote "Michelle" on the form. She was married to America's future most powerful man. She had the machinery of the imaginary conspiracy behind her to help cover up the alleged sex change.

But! She couldn't lie to the county vote board!

She had all the powerful backing, but she knew, she HAD to circle the correct gender on the form, even though she wrote a fake name, even at the risk that 14 years later some neckbeard would produce the document!

Why do you think she did it, op? What could possibly persuade one of America's greatest coverups to break the façade when writing to the county vote board?

This is so dumb. You're so dumb. What a ridiculous world view you conspiritards allow yourselves to participate in.

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Calm your tits. Just take a long shower and wash away the shame like in 'The Crying Game'.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

T*rd is ableist hate speech. Flagged.

Stop misgendering Michael Robinson.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

will wonders never cease, I agree with you

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Assuming it's real the most reasonable explanation is she accidentally circled the wrong option.

I've done this before. It's why I don't like there being the sex question of forms really. It's a stupid thing to have for something like plane tickets but it's a fucking pain to fix and an excuse for the airline to swindle you to fix it. Shouldn't be legal.

[–]iDontShift 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

look guys, the fed.

must be nice to get paid to blog

must be fucking weird to paid to lie to your brothers/sisters

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Where's the lie? Point to it. I will wait

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

have you ever look at michael? lol, it is clear

and joan rivers is dead 1 week after making the comment that it was so

[–]ID10T 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (19 children)

This is one of the weirder conspiracies out there. Michelle Obama has all the physical characteristics of a XX female. No Adam's apple. Narrow hands and fingers. Wide hips. Pictures going back to her childhood in the 70s looking very much a little girl.

Definitely a flat earth level crazy conspiracy theory 😂

[–]Site_rly_sux 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

But OP said it was an official government document! He sounded really sure too!

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm super serial you guys!!!

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I asserted no such thing. I just posted the link to the article for discussion.

THIS JUST IN: Web aggregators like reddit and saidit were created with the idea of discussing media such as articles and videos.

But this is probably too sophisticated a notion for you, right?

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Oh, in that case, when were you planning to do the responsible thing and properly contextualise this as a piece of hateful fake propaganda - which, of course you being so much more sophisticated than I am at all these notions, you realised from the get-go.

Is it a habit of yours, to introduce to political discussion, something which your five brain sixhead has correctly determined (in a sophisticated way), to be a hateful fake, a divisive fraud - without properly introducing it and contextualising it? Why would you do that? Weren't you going to inform us at some point that you had figured it out to be fake?

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Because I don't think everything is about ME.

But also, since you're here, I want to know what you think that is, swinging in its pants while it dances?

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The question was, do you make a habit of posting what you have already identified as fake, without any warning?

Then you basically answered that you don't think it's fake and there's something in her trousers.

You can't have it both ways.

Is it fake? Or do you stand by the thread title where you wrote that you found some official documents?

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You can CLEARLY SEE there's something in the trousers.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? That is PRECISELY my reason for posting this.

It seems like a penis to me. Yes, it seems outlandish and strange and impossible, yet... There it is! What do YOU make of it?

It's posted for discussing, that's all. I make no assumptions as to what people seeing this are supposed to think. That's what discussion is ALL ABOUT.

Why do you worry so much about a "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FAKE, PEOPLE." warning or not? I trust the people who visit this site to come to THEIR OWN CONCLUSIONS. That's what using your brain is for. Maybe you should try it someday instead of asking that people tell you "THIS IS TREW" or "THIS IS FAYK" in the title itself.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The question is, simply, did you find an official document here, or was that a lie? Because you seem to be trying to have it both ways.

You haven't linked to anything yet so I don't know what you're talking about. Honestly staring at another man's wife's trousers to catch a glimpse of her package is pretty gay. Are you gay? I would understand your hobby at bit more if so. No haters here, just trying to understand why you're so obsessed with this woman having a package.

Hey maybe it's her microphone hookup. Maybe it's a purse. Maybe it's a secret service tracker box. Who cares. It really doesn't matter to the world either way .

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I think it is pushed by intelligence to create a controlled opposition. Maybe with support by the Democrats themselves. Nothing makes the opposition worse, than have this weird theory about Obama's wife being male. It puts the opposition right in the trash.

The real problem of Obama is that he was a puppet for the billionaires, supported wars and pushed the climate scare agenda.

[–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

"Pushed by intelligence"

No, the conspiracy theorists aren't wrong about our imaginary enemies! Don't say that! Don't say that we have ridiculously low standards of proof, when a statement aligns to our fake worldview!

Instead, what's happening here is that the conspiracist's enemies are creating fake theories about themselves, which we conspiracists are accidentally spreading, because we have absolutely zero standards of evidence for statements which align to our fake worldview!! Nnnnnggghhhh

[–]zyxzevn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yes. Intelligence are "imaginary". I go back to sheep.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Right. The intelligence agencies are real.

And they put out fake conspiracy theories, including about themselves, which conspiracy theorists accidentally spread and propagate.

Not normal people, though. Normal people don't spread and propagate the fake information, which the CIA put out, about the former first lady. Only conspiracists. Why?

Why are the conspiracist's imaginary enemies, so capable of playing the conspiracist like a fiddle? It's inexplicable. A paradox.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The more you post these incoherent psychotic words salads in defense of the oligarchy, the more you prove, they have something to hide.

[–]dicknipples 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You could apply both arguments to any politician. Rather than suggest that a post at Rumble (Rumble!) is somehow promoting the Obamas by attacking them in one of the cheapest possible ways, you could see this as a Rumble user acting exactly like a Rumble user (eg. with the maturity of a 12-year-old autistic rapist).

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rumble is great. Youtube is sadly complete garbage and propaganda. Like reddit, mr Dick Nipples.

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What's that thing in its pants as it dances?

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just want to know what's swinging in its pants as it dances.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

C-nsp-r-cy is a bootlicker buzzword and cr-zy is an ableist slur. Reported.

Stop misgendering Michael Robinson.

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

But what species, there is 26 Different Types of Apes. No human can be so ugly.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

So this is what this site's top content is? Top post anti-vax, second top post anti-GMO, and then... Michelle Obama is a man?

I fucking hate Reddit and somehow, against all odds, this alternative seems even worse. It's like 4chan with an upvote feature.

Later fellas, gonna keep searching for some final bastion of the old, intelligent, funny, non-extremist internet, I guess...

[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Sorry, mate. There are only a few sane people on Saidit, and they're not here enough. When they are here, they are bitched at by schizo dumbasses. Please do return again another time and look for the occasional worthwhile post. My theory is that - if we can add the occasional sane person to Saidit - we might be able to develop a reasonable website, notwithstanding the schizo dumbasses who remain.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's fine, I'll hang around for a bit to bark at the people posting asinine bullshit until it stops being amusing and I bail, same as Reddit I guess...

I miss the old late 90s/early 00s internet, man.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Ableist hate speech is ableist. Flagged.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

LOL - you're obviously insane

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Flagged for ableist hate speech against a protected class also targeted by Hitler

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

So you've again proven my point.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

No, you’ve proven mine with your bootlicking of oligarchy.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

not in the least

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your denials are confirmations, bootlicker.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

so you're doubling down on the idiocy....

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

take your username somewhere more interesting and nobody will miss you here

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

nah I'm gonna antagonize the extremists here for a bit, it's amusing, just not what I'm looking for long-term and no better than reddit is currently

[–]Alphix[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

OK, bye now.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen . . . we gottem

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

So you admit to bullying. Flagged.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

hilarious coming from such an obvious troll account. if the admins actually banned people for being antagonizing, you wouldn't be here, and you know it.

pedestrian-level trolling btw.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I belong to enough minority groups to have you sent to Gitmo Bay for trying to suppress my speech by projecting your status as a troll onto me.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh so it's just ironic, alright I get it.

[–]musky-the-nigger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Obama repeatedly calling 'her' Michael really gets the noggin joggin

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Pretend it's Star Trek.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I apologize for any confusion

[–]Rah 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jacinta Ardern

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

  • official government documents
  • on rumble

you only get to pick one

[–]Alphix[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't make the video, I'm just sharing it for discussion. Make of it what you will.

[–]legly 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Dominant females of this planet quickly learn to hate me. Incl ex wife a Sicilian boss bitch. Submissive girls tend to like and love me for my protection. Two entirely different bitches. One demands my dick for what she wants and the other asks politely for my dick for what she wants. The two are remarkably different. Does not matter country or culture. Females either want to dominate a man or they want to be submissive to a man and that’s the beginning.

[–]Alphix[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I found one with whom I can have an equal partnership type of relationship. There are NOT many.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I apologize for any confusion