What I ordered vs. what I got

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

hahaha 😂 Where do I get one of those?

[–]bife_de_lomo 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Jared Kushner probably has a few lying around

[–]TurtureTucker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Paid for with $2 billion in Saudi money (for selling them secrets) and $800 million in Chinese government money (real estate) and $500 million in a free US taxpayer loan (real estate).

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You should have used TickleTucker.

[–]TurtureTucker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ha! At first I typed, KillCarlson.

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You made a good decision.