Witches and Satanists have teamed up with leftists to destroy America

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[–]David_Allen_Cope1 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

Commie spells can't beat good old fashioned meme magic. Praise KEK

[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Memes are no match for the collective power of the proletariat! The psychic hammer of collective organisational structures will defeat the frog of pepe and put psychic chemicals in the water to make him gay!

[–]jet199 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Unfortunately, comrade, memes are the collective power of the proletariat.

That's it.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

An army of transgendered baristas. Im sure the frog God is shaking on his webbed feet.

[–]Alienhunter 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Lol. This is what happens when you tell kids they'll learn real magic from Harry Potter.

Cast a hex on the Donald. Pantaloons Excritus! That'll pwn the right.

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    [–]Alienhunter 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Witch uses hex on trad Cath. Trad Cath reflects with rosary.

    [–]jet199 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    I have no respect for wiccans.

    The origin of their religion is more sordid than scientology.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Not fond of frolicking naked under the moonlight?

    [–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

    No women should not be allowed to frolic naked in the moonlight unless I'm also invited.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    "Wehll hallo laidehs, would yah like to ride on meh broomschtick?" 😏

    [–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    This is pretty much how the religion started, yes.

    [–]hfxB0oyAPirate Party 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Until you realize that 99.99% of Wiccans look nothing like the chick pictured in the article...

    [–]carn0ld03 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    This isn't much of a revelation.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      More than I'd otherwise like.

      [–]quantum-step 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

      Leftists are the witches and satanists.

      [–]DirewolfGhost 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      Not all leftists are witches and Satanists, but all witches and Satanists are leftists. They're all rooted in the concepts of wants and intentions. The things paving the paths to hell.

      [–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      A hell of a lot of pagans are far right and some of them are witches and satanists.

      Even my local Morris Dancing group is full of the far right, and they prance around with bells on.

      [–]VulptexVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      They're all the evil ideologies.

      [–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Especially the Morris Dancing

      [–]VulptexVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      They're all rooted in the concepts of wants and intentions.

      So is Christianity, just with regard for your neighbor. That last little bit makes a whole world of difference.

      [–]Canbot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

      When were they ever opposed?

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]Alienhunter 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Defense against the dark arts. A comprehensive guide by Alienhunter.

        Step 1: Realize the dark arts are bullshit.

        Congratulations. You are now immune to all hexes, spells and incantations. If you find yourself in combat with a witch wizard or warlock you can infuriate them by laughing at their stupidity. If they switch to the martial arts, take a page from the Indiana Jones school of swordfighting.

        https://youtu.be/kQKrmDLvijo

        [–]jet199 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Or much more simply, if you don't believe in magic it can't work on you.

        [–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

        For fucks sake.

        Are there people who believe this rubbish?

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          [–]TarBaby 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Not a very funny joke. Try harder next time.

          [–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Heh, imagine thinking that witches and satanists have power to do anything more than embarrass themselves 😀

          Those folks are as dumb as the folx who can't tell the difference between men and women.

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            [–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Revelation is full of this stuff.

            Revelation is certainly full of something.

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              [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

              Schwab is my candidate for antichrist