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[–]Alienhunter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Turned off the computer and jammed dick in car door as instructed but Twitter still exists. Please advise.

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You are not jamming your dick in the car door hard enough. Maybe try it a few more times.

[–]Alienhunter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The car door hasn't let given me verbal consent for a second round.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps you shouldn't have bought a tesla. Now you will never be free from the horrors of the internet.