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[–]iamonlyoneman 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

Children in schools are protected with "gun free zone" signs

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Who from the mind-police gave you carte blanche you to write something sarcastic about this? Tell me his badge-number, loyal citizen.

I wanna talk to his manager.

Obviously they are perfectly protected by these signs. As numerous unconnected incidents clearly prove through contradiction.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The "drug free" zone signs protected everyone I know.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

:)

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup.

[–]Dunwidit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

My 10-year-old granddaughter will put one right in your heart one right in your head and another one back in your heart. "Never shoot for the head first baby they're hard to hit. Always Center Mass then scramble the brains" "then make sure you stop the blood pump you know just to be sure..."

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

teach her the mozambique drill

[–]Dunwidit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes!