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[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Anyone who believes this is fucking stupid, or they have no clue how long it takes before a pregnancy test will return positive. Either way, the authors and anyone who believes it should be placed in the category of "known liars and incompetents".

[–]neomarxist_bullshit[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

they have no clue how long it takes before a pregnancy test will return positive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_test

"Secretion of hCG can occur as soon as 6 days following ovulation and on average 8-10 days following ovulation; this is the earliest hCG can be detected in a blood sample"

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/9703-pregnancy-tests

"Home pregnancy tests can differ in how early they’ll detect a pregnancy. In many cases, you might get a positive from an at-home test as early as 10 days after conception."

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/04/04/what-we-know-about-what-happened-in-ukraines-bucha-a77197

"Bucha was occupied by the Russian army on the third day of the war, on Feb. 26, and remained inaccessible for more than a month. "

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. Little Johnny "fuck her fast" has been busy.