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[–]RedEyedWarriorIndependent 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Both of these men have (((one thing))) in common.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Putin is as Jewish as Zelensky.

[–]RedEyedWarriorIndependent 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Also the same height. They should do a nose wrestling duel, like how moose fight with their antlers.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well, they are both officially the same height.

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Pinocchio-like long noses.

[–]RedEyedWarriorIndependent 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Their noses would be so long they could touch off each other even when they’re both at their own houses.

[–]dingoatemytaco 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps Russia should bomb innocent Ukrainians to rubble, just because they can, right Bruno? Fuck those Ukrainians, right? 42 million of them to go. That'll reduce the Ukrainian propaganda.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

Apparently, Zuck is 171cm and Zelensky is 170cm.

The Ukraine is so advanced they have discovered expandable centimetres.