America has no real heroes

HiddenFox · 2022-01-26T01:24:28+00:00

He only said that because deep down he fears Chuck Noris and knows attacking him would be in vain...

BravoVictor · 2022-01-26T03:55:09+00:00

I mean, in a way, he's right. Who in the US would most Americans consider a hero?

Sadly, it's probably no one in the military, fire fighters, or police. It would probably be some Hollywood asshole who's probably a rapist.

On second thought, oh no, Iran, don't you dare kill our heroes. Anything but that...

FuckYourMom · 2022-01-26T01:10:01+00:00

That’s true. We don’t know our leaders.

yabbit · 2022-01-26T19:54:59+00:00

George Floyd is America's new Jesus Christ

Rah · 2022-01-26T00:13:28+00:00

Nuking Chicago would kill many of their heroes

goonmessiah · 2022-01-26T01:13:41+00:00

Hollywood could set up one of those transgendered clown shows up as a super hero.

Popper · 2022-01-26T15:49:30+00:00

muhammad is fictional

cisheteroscum · 2022-01-27T01:19:13+00:00

He's right tho

Tom_Bombadil · 2022-01-27T05:16:19+00:00

It's not easy to have "heroes" in the empire.

Heros require some perception of an "underdog" status, supported by the arc of justice.

Heros don't blow up hospitals to finish off wounded adversaries.
And neither does Sponge Bob.

OrionBlastar · 2022-01-27T06:17:19+00:00

SpongeBob is supposed to be gay.

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