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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

How about we just not pay them? We don't compensate American criminals when we separate them from their families.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

How about you, I, and TAM sneak into Mexico and cross back illegally and say we're a same sex couple and TAM is our adopted transgender daughter. Surely we'd hit the motherload of payouts with those dynamics.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The new American Dream. Son of a bitch, I'm in.

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I mean, if it goes back to saidit (or pays for some of dat moddin'), then it would be a far better use of taxpayer money than all those weapons and vehicles the Taliban just gained.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. The mods here have to buy in, though. Luckily, we got in early, so we're at the top. I like your style and think you'd do well. Do you have some time to talk about a great business opportunity? Oh, I see you've already invested.

[–]Heterophobe4Life 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is dementia. My grandmother died of it and my uncle has it now. I know what to look for.