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[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i operate a "mobile vaccineation service" that i primarily deliver jabs using a bicycle with a flowered basket.

depending on what your gps coordinates are, i can generally get you vaccinated within two to six weeks, depending on whether or not i need to traverse the rocky or APPALACHIAN OR other mountains RANGES. WE DO NOT USE AIRPLANES BECAUSE WE STRIVE TO OPERATE A TOTALLY "GREEN" COMPANY.

you must sign a waiver prior to receiving your vaccination, eliminating any or all liability for my mobile vaccination company, of course, any liability is your fucking problem so deal with it bitch.

post vaccinations, we do not reccommend any straining sexual activity or any stressful thinking, so try to fkng chill and relax.

TOTAL VACCINATION FEE: $8,192.00 (PLUS TAXES)

BESAFE

(FKNG FACEBOOK FKNG FLAGGED ME AS FALSE INFORMINGS, BUT WE HAVE FACT CHECKERS THAT CAN PROVE THAT OUR INFORMINGS ARE 102$ CORRECT AND A.OK.)