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[–]crackerjack 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wanna have bill gates baby. I love bill gates. I will learn to deep throat so that he will know that i love him with all my heart.

but damm, he looks like crap, but our love will make our baby look beautiful..

i will even take a vaccine because i love that bastard like he is my first love.

wait!!! i just caught that part in the video that says he put a virus on my computer? oh boy, that changes everything.. throw him in jail..

i am sending out the wedding invitiations now... who wants to go to the wedding? free xbox for all wedding guests..!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can tell at this current point in time, our brains are on the same wave-length. Count me in for an invite bruhbruh, and congratulations!!

I don’t need the free Xbox (I’ll bring you the new xbox x as a wedding gift man!), but if you can send me an invite to my Xbox gamer tag as an Xbox message, I’d appreciate it. This way I don’t lose it and I see it everyday when I’m playing Minecraft.

Thanks and congrats again bruv!

Btw don’t worry about the jail thing, you’re still having his baby, right? So fuck it, the love child will be better to look at than Bill Gates everyday, with the upmost respect of course.