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[–]crackerjack 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

what the fk is a chabadnik? is that something jewish? cuz i am preparing to convert to judaism... so please no anti semitic jokes around here...

is there a prophet in judaism? will they execute me if i change my mind about judaism? do i have to wash my feet every time i go pray? i have so many questions..

where does god live? does god ever poop or pee? does god every get an erection like i sometimes do?

just lay it on me straight, i am taking notes.