A saxophone is a family of woodwind instruments usually made of brass and played with a single-reed mouthpiece. Although most saxophones are made from brass, they are categorized as woodwind instrument. The Alto and larger saxophone has a detachable curved neck and a U-shaped bend (the bow) that directs the tubing upward as it approaches the bell.

With this instrument in hand, I can bash your skull in, mashing your brains to mush thus killing you. I can then stick my fingering in through back of your head, and operate your mouth, mimicking the motions of speech, turning your head into a puppet. Doing so however does not make me a saxophone player. No matter how animatedly I insist such to be a true.

Similarly, this is not a debate. No matter how adamantly you fail to engage with me. Because the basic implementation of every word you utilized is wrong.

"I am the dog father of monkey butts apple sauce!" No it is not. I once saw a man about a pudding recipe, but the recipe was gone? Poof! Where is my mother's wedding dress? Emancipation? Alienation? fortification? It's that simple. None of this is related to my reply.

"I have the strongest straw men, no true Scotsman can deny this!" False! Frank-N-Furter is far too intelligent for this trickery! He constantly launders the wardrobe of the open mind. He does this for the benefit of all men!

You can't just argue with the shadows in your mind. You're tearing me apart Lisa! Whatever I accuse you of, is exactly what I myself am doing here now. Oh and um... Soylent green is people. So... Don't eat it, or whatever.