a simple question, i am not a law enforcement officer and i am not from the bureau..

submitted by SubliminalCriminal from self.politics

do you own any assault style weapons that you are planning to "hang onto" after president biden recalls all weapons?

again, we are not representatives of law enforcement and we do not have any official ties with the bureau.

remember, honesty is the best policy.

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[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Unfortunately, all my weapons, magazines and ammo were lost in a boating accident.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I am not an American.

Biden is not my President.

:)

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

even though we are not official representatives of the bureau, we would like to schedule an interview with you as soon as possible.

SNITCH HEADQUATERS 935 1/2 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC, DC 20535-0001

note: please remove ski mask and unload all weapons before approaching our offices.

[–]LarrySwinger2Voluntaryist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Alright, I'm on my way.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

do you have a spare pair of handcuffs that you could bring along to the meeting, we are running low on cuffs.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You think people would tell you that? Everyone should plead the fifth to this question.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if someone is a law abiding "patriot", then yes i think that they would let us know about any weapons that either they or their neighbors have in their possession. /s