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[–]Poofter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Great! Gun owners are pieces of shit. This world would be a better place without them!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I thought your daddy was a piece of shit when he used to tell your mommy that he was going to the store for some milk, but was actually going to the highway rest stop about 33 miles from your house. He would suck and suck all night until his belly was full. Once his tummy was filled with the seed of many men, he would come back to the house and sneak into your bedroom for a goodnight kiss. That's when you would say, "My daddy has a milk mustache!" And he would reply, "Silly goose, I went to the store to get some milk for my strong boy!" That's why you hate guns.

[–]Poofter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So funny I forgot to laugh

[–]joewest1313 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But he's right you know.