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[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Spoiler: The new woke name is not "titty-gobbling".

[–]PulletPower 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

No! No it is not. Stop with this udder nonsense. It is called Breastfeeding.

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

How about "boobie-snacks"?

[–]PulletPower 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Breastfed babies are the best fed babies in the world.

I had a friend whose wife was out grocery shopping when his newborn erupted into a fit of tears. He tried “chest-feeding” her. Worked for like 10 seconds until she realized his chest was a lot different than mommy’s.

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Citation? Source? I want video proof!

(Unless it counts as CP.)