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[–]tomatosplat 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Fuck every twitter user

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

That's ... A lot of fucking.

I picked a bad day to quit amphetamines.

I'm going to need a 50 gallon drum of lube stat.

[–]tomatosplat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then you have to pump it out of the drum before you pump their tooters. Just get some spray lube: I like PB Blaster.