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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

We need to liberate the South alright — liberate the South fr'm Yankee oppression. The federal government has gone way too far; po'er must be returned to the States in a manner consistent with the tenth amendment, the way it's wri'n.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Liberate the south from sucking up my tax dollars

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Lol, yeah, that's true: if you live up North, your tax dollars do tend to go down South for welfare programs, since the South is so poor — due to Yankee colonization — but the money ain't helped us one bit, they just wan'o make us into welfare slaves.

Colonies tend to become unprofitable over time, like the European colonies in Africa before they decolonized. Hopefully this means the Yankees'll go home soon, but they might do what Portugal did and hold on for dear life.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

due to Yankee colonization

due to Republicans thinking tax cuts balance a budget

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tax cuts for the rich, combined with terrible welfare programs, have made the South into a desolate wasteland economically. The Democratic-Republican Party is the party of Yankee imperialism, and the party of screwing over the Workers, Consumers, and small business owners.