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[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Wow, I don't know which is more broken, that website, or the author's English. Do either of those things function?

[–]christnmusicreleasesIndependent[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Yes, but apparently your brain does not.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, but apparently your brain does not.

Right. Here is the entire 'article' from that page. I have reformatted it, so that it's not strewn out across seven pages!

Congress spending billions to sucker the public into taking vaccines

Why?

Because half of Americans refuse to take them.

This fact “alarmed” Dr. Harry Francis Collins.

Collins heads the National Institute of Health (NIH).

He is in charge of a $42 billion budget.

And is Dr. Anthony Fauci’s boss.

Yale University was awarded the NIH grant on July 3rd.

The grant to develop pro-vaccine propaganda.

To help develop commercials for the pharmaceutical companies.

The people who are directing the Yale grant?

Melinda Irwin, PhD, MPH (left) and Xiaomei Ma, PhD.

They are pictured at the top of the story.

Some call it propaganda.

Or fake news.

Yale University’s Center for Clinical Investigation said keep sending the money.

Sample size of 4000 people.

Larger than any sample sizes of the companies making the vaccines.

Their sample sizes?

Range from seven to 45.

And Dr. Collins wonders why people refuse to take vaccines?

Congress started with $5.6 billion.

But it is more.

Unlimited.

As long as Congress claims it is for “national security”.

So how will Big Pharma, Congress, and Yale get people to take vaccines?

Offer them for free.

Except they are almost free.

The cost is one’s freedom.

And one’s soul.

That's not an article, that's a moron having a conversation with the inanimate objects in his room. Now answer me this. Are you that fucking moron?

Now lets see if I can do better in under 15 minutes shall we?

Recently, congress has been spending billions of dollars to convince the public to take one of serveral experimental vaccines. One has to ask themselves, why? Or more importantly why is the American public so admittedly against taking the vaccines? The large backlash against the covid-19 vaccines has alarmed the head of the national instutute of health (NIH)j, Dr. Harry Francis Collins, who leads these efforts, and is in charge of their 42 billion dollar a year spending budget. The Yale University, was awarded a grant from the NIH, and by extension, Dr. Anthony Fauci, who workers under Dr. Collins, at the NIH. The main directors of these grants are Melinda Irwin and Xiaomei Ma. This grant is explicitly to develop talking points, and encourage people to take the vaccines through pro-vaccine propaganda. These will include commercials, for the pharmaceutical companies.

I’m sorry, this is as far as I can rewrite your article for you. Past this point, it loses track of any topics as it rolls through it’s talking points, like a free form brain aneurysm consuming your cerebellum. So lets just cut to the conclusion...

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