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[–]hennaojichan 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This sounds exactly like someone (something?) trying to set off an urban legend extravaganza.

[–]Questionable 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I assumed this was the Babylon bee. it is not.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think there are a lot of bots posting not-exactly propaganda but more attitude-shaping articles at high speed. I agree, it sounds absurd. Fake News and a lot of this is about or related to China, Taiwan, the Koreas.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

so much for the food shortage!

do you serve red or white wine with a slice of schnauzer?

Vienna sausage hors d'oeuvres made with real wiener dog.

gonna Door Dash me some dachshund, and chew on some chihuahua.

Be sure to try the German Shepherd's Pie.

OK now I'm hungry (eyes dog suspiciously).

For dessert, a beagle treacle.

[–]johnnyBgood 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

IN THE LAST DAYS, THERE WILL BE NO FOOD TO EAT AND THERE WILL BE NO WATER TO DRINK.

GOD WILL SAVE ME AND HE WILL SAVE A FEW OTHER PEOPLE.

THE REST OF YOU ARE GOING TO SPLASH AROUND IN A LAKE OF BURNING LAVA FOR ETERNITY.

GOD LOVES YOU.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

there's plenty of food, humans have failed to feed themselves; don't go blaming God for your problems.

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

[–]flugegeheimen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely unrealistic propaganda. We all know the leader of the Greatest Korea doesn't need to order anything as the pet dogs empowered by the revolutionary Juche ideology would willingly sacrifice themselves to support the heroic struggle of progressive people of the world against imperialism.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Kim Jong-Un Reportedly Orders North Koreans To Hand Over Pet Dogs So They Can Be Eaten

Heavy emphasis on the reportedly.

There's a special type of dog that is sometimes bred for consumption.

It's a hilarious idea.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sure thing CCP stooge. The only unlikely thing about this story is any NKers having pets in the first place.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only unlikely thing about this story is any NKers having pets in the first place.

Sure thing CCP stooge.

Everyone knows NKers could never have any possessions in the first place.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought we didn't even know if this guy is still alive at the moment.

Fat+covid+asian+male=v. high risk