Canadaian CDC Approves "Glory Holes" For Safe Sex During Pandemic

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[–]Questionable 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I guess Husbands and wives will simply have to go to the local gay bath or bar in order to have safe sex.

[–]beermeem 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It's 100% guys. Apparently, NYC called for this MONTHS ago but no one picked up on it...

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article244419992.html

https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/22/glory-holes-safe-sex-pandemic-canadian-cdc-british-columbia/

https://www.complex.com/life/2020/07/canadian-health-officials-suggest-glory-holes-for-sex-during-covid19

[–]drsmith 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

this has got to be a joke, right?

[–]Jesus 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Honestly, the CDC is a raketeering organization. That being siad, I bet this was a joke. I honestly think they think tthis is funny. They'd do that, that's how corrupt they are.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Ummm, this is the Canadian cdc.

[–]Jesus 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Even worse.

Both CDC's are corrupt to the very core. COlor of Law violations, racketeering, etc.

[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Well at least the politicians will be safe.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Canada’s strategic coooooom reserve at all time highs

[–]Honestanonymous 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Lol is this guy kidding? XD

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, it's for real. I saw the Canadian CDC video. They seemed to really enjoy saying G l o r y H o L e s over and over. Make your own for lots of strange-desires-at-home fun. https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=NNS56152RD9M

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'll just leave this here

[–]avena_sativa_3 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

...so the virus isn't transferable via bodily fluids?

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's the hypocrisy of this whole stinky mess.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If this isn't 100% absolute proof that our guverment is absolutely subverted by those who will stop at nothing until we have a rule of ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE MORES, nothing will ever suffice.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

porn hub will be great contents now, pfffftttt

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would gladly use the glory hole if I knew for sure Justin Castreau were on the other side

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

WTF is a freaking "glory hole"? Do I even want to know? I know: Vagina, Mouth and... (yuck) anus.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Hole in the wall you can stick your dick through.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

WHAT??? What the shit is this shit. Wow Guverment so retard.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'd get really frustrated that I can't get i all the way IN.

[–]thoughter_ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm always suspicious of gloryholes. Sure, anybody could be on the other side, but at the same time, anything could be on the other side. Imagine sticking your dick through it and, instead of greeting a pair of lips for a conversation, you greet a razorblade for a tea party?

[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This brings shame on Canada.