A wild gay Jew appears

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[–]72ndGender 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What's your favorite Jew joke?

[–]briarmoss[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

https://forward.com/schmooze/421730/the-10-best-most-classic-jewish-jokes/

These are all great, but my favorite is number 9 because I grew up Orthodox:

"A celebrated Orthodox rabbi gets to heaven and an angel takes him to a banquet that has been prepared in his honor. “We will serve you the most tender meat, the juiciest fish, and fragrant wine,” the angel tells him. “But who was the Mashgiach for this meal?” the rabbi asks. “Ah,” says the angel. “In your honor, God was the Mashgiach.”

“Thanks,” says the rabbi. “But I’ll just stick with the fish.”"

[–]72ndGender 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, none of those were super racist. I was hoping you had the inside scoop. Lol, thanks for the link man.