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[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Law abiding? Let's consider that for a while. They are innovative. That is, they violate laws that aren't on the books yet or tend to fall between the cracks. As in the case of Weinstein, is it really illegal to pull out your unit in front of a starlet and pleasure yourself? Perhaps a gentleman, like him, should turn away so as not to besmirch her starlet clothing, if clothing even applies in that case. I have never heard that it is illegal to ejaculate on a starlet. If she is Jewish, maybe.The Bible and earlier documents, do mention the "the spilling of seed" of which all males are guilty. but did she help matters along? That is a no-no and may even be prostitition. How much do they want as payoff, each? A Black Hawk helecopter could be useful in this case. Run Harvey, you are free, run.

Uhh, Roger we have acquired a ground target that seems to be a Hippo at full mating speed, with a smaller, faster humanlike female running in front of it. The Hippo is moving slowly but appears to have a weapon extending from its undercarriage—a weapon much like a miniature .22 pistol.

As a fully-loaded combat helicopter, you may do whatever you like: kill US civilians (allowed by former President BO), kill other covilians whether involved in wedding parties or not (but please at weddings do NOT fire AK-47s randomly into the sky above the ceremonies as is usual. Electronics on attack helicopters may misinterpret celebration for an attack on the fully-armed helecopter and respond appropriately (according to its great), bless its silicon heart. That, with its lack of belief in any good God and tendency to make snap judgements that seem like a good idea at the time but on later investigation turn out to be mistaken). In this area you must not trust your commander- in-chief or your immediate commander in the chain of command. They can modify what they really meantk at that juncture but you, my friend, are screwed.

[–]FullBloodedWhiteMale[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know man. I've never had a problem with them.

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, we have a problem with them now.