Eh, fuck it. Fiscal conservatism is dead. I used to believe in living within our means, but I don't any more. The Democrats convinced me that they were right and I was wrong.

Why bother fixing our finances when the Democrats will just spend the money next time they're in power, which must happen eventually? Hand them a maxed out credit card instead. Spend the money on ourselves while we have the chance.

Democrats should feel proud. You know how hard it is to get adults to change their political views?