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Press release, for immediate distribution: Effective Jan 1 2020 the International Climate Authority is officially retiring the term Glacier. From now on large, slow moving, masses of ice are to be referred to by the term Ice Dinosaur. Use of Glacier is prohibited by International Climate Law, and subject to a fine of no less then $100,000 and a period of incarceration not to exceed 100 years.