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[–]throwaway_cw00008 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"hurr durr lets ban polysterine because we're going to die in (shuffles cards) 3 days 3 years no i mean 3 months!1!1!1!1! lets all eat bugs and live in pods !!!!!" fuck i hate these climatefags so much

[–]dcjogger[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.

Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?

https://onee.ch/pol/