The 1950s; the 1960s; right now; and the future
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[–]hennaojisan 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (8 children)
Down South we used to call it Baptist Preacher's Daughter Syndrome or BPDS. You raise 'em on the Good Book and never mention sex but once she gets into the back of some guy's Chevrolet, the Devil has her by the throat or some other anatomical part. Of course, as you said, nowdays it is waay worse.
Look up bundling and you will see that it was a practice of the early American Puritans. A boy would come a courtin' from miles away and the parents would wrap him and their daughter up in yards of cloth to prevent any sort of activity. How long do you think it took two horny 15-year-olds to bypass that security?
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (7 children)
How long do you think it took two horny 15-year-olds to bypass that security?
Well if they were in the south...
[–]hennaojisan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (6 children)
I know: it took a little longer but not much. Those blankets must have been pretty wet.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (5 children)
It rains hard, out in them corn fields. Bubba and Sis stayed warm despite them wet blankets...
[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (4 children)
Yaosuh. It was mostly tabaccy when I was coming along but now they say the money crop has changed. I can't keep up. BTW, at the age of 87, Bubba and Sis got a divorce. Yeah, they wanted to wait 'til the kids were dead. 🤦♂️
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 4 years ago* (3 children)
mhmm! And don't forget about rasslin', racing and crawdads; but time's ain't what they were. Jobs went to foreigners and oevr yonder; yankees started settlin' and changing thangs around.
Good to hear bout ol' bubba and sis though, it dills ma pickle hearing about em'. Those kiddies wont meant to be around much longer on account of the retardation. Bless their hearts.
But y'all take care now and don't take no wooden nickels from a humbug!
[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 4 years ago (2 children)
It's all that inbreeding that does it. Makes 'em all artistic and shit. Bubba and Sis never had a chance anyway—it was all just glands.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
"Then the LORD will appear over them; his arrow will flash like lightning. The Sovereign LORD will sound the trumpet; he will march in the storms of the south"
Zechariah 9:14
[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
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But Magnetic North has changed since then and now HE will march in the storms of the Middle East.
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