Remember these people who got Pfizer vaccine tattoos...how are they feeling now? 😉😎 This is final boss-level virtue signaling. The phrase "tattoo regret" was created for these people.

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[–]SMCAB 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Top left, socks

Top right, socks as actually not

Bottom left, socks as dicknipples

Bottom right, socks' dead cousin.

[–]Alphix 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Almost as bad as this: https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2020/03/06/soldier-contracts-smallpox-sister-virus-after-tattooing-his-vaccine-site/

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He contracted tiger pox from the jab.

https://www.armytimes.com/resizer/j5FVaZ_GGjmft0bs3fsWjl_GzuE=/1440x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/archetype/5EJ2ERKZUJBK3JMT5MX6KX4SXE.jpg

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah, the second set of pictures are even prettier...

[–]Bonn1770 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What's funny is reproducing the CDC logo (top right) is a federal crime.

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The propaganda is safe and effective.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (28 children)

I legit got teary when I got mine. It was an emotional moment. To know that millions had died for the protection I'd just been given. To know about how the world was turned upside down in the rush to give little old me the jab. It was a weird moment.

I don't expect you to know what I mean, if you never got the jab cos you believe the pandemic was fake or whatever qanon bullshit got into your head.

But I totally understand what led these people to get tattooed.

Reviews

  1. Just a plaster / bandaid: it's cheap and cheerful, lowkey, but probably doesn't convey the intended emotions

  2. The vaccine card: it's practical for travel, it's very literal, but to be honest it looks like shit and I don't think it will age well.

  3. The black outline of Corona: this one is my favourite. I think for fun they could have added the dose IDs like #2 but otherwise it's a winner

  4. Bandaid + Corona + j&j logo - there's just too much going on here. The whole thing could do with being about half the size and I don't think the colors will age well.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I got "teary" reading your comment.

A bright future, awaits those of us who held out.

I hope you get every injection they offer.

it's an optimistic tale of addition (injections into your body), by subtraction (you).

Please let us know when you get your next injection, so we can all rejoice.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Well it was just the two, now twenty three months ago. Doesn't this comment seem quite silly now that you know it was just two, twenty three months ago

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Doesn't this comment seem quite silly now

Nope. I'm loving it.

Two for you, is better than just one.

Thanks for sharing.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

No problemo. It's two because the probable repeatable science showed that gained a critical threshold of immunity.

But, I bet you have your own studies, which you came across from within your bubble and selected because they aligned with your worldview.

It's fine no problem buddy, you wouldn't be the first to make that mistake. I'll just enjoy my fake fatal spike protein build-up or whatever.

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I literally thought you were being sarcastic with your first comment. Man, I am surrounded by retards.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A retard, eh. In that case it's going to be really easy for you to explain what I got wrong. Any minute now in fact

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You already did. Keep writing.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow so you determined I am a retard because of something I haven't typed yet?

Wouldn't it have been a lot easier for you to, instead of writing that, just point to one single thing I was wrong about? I don't know why you're finding it so hard

[–]ShekelPa 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Hows life knowing your heart will soon fail due to spike protein buildup? With how fast people are dying, the only solace is that it will happen so fast you will never know you will die.

And no, millions did not die, especially when it became increasingly clear that the numbers were horribly inflated.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I totally disagree with you on both topics. I don't think the vax is killing people from spike buildup and I don't think covid death numbers were horribly inflated.

But that's okay. Time will prove one of us right.

What I would like for us to find some common ground on, is my aesthetic judgement of the four pics in OP. Do you agree with me that totally outside of all context, #3 is a pretty good looking tat? It reminds me of what UK marines get inked (first result from Google) this kinda thing

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/royal-marines-crest-tattoo-by-nik-carr--811914639054043106/

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But that's okay. Time will prove one of us right.

Such is true.

It's strange to me how some are almost giddily anticipating themselves to be proved right on this. As if surviving in a world where 70% of the population has dropped dead in a very short course of time is something that they can do.

It's very much like the climate apocalypse types, or the rapture mongers, or any other apocalypse now groups.

We can go through history, and see people predicting the very imminent demise of civilization, of the end of the world. Are they right? Rarely I supposed, due to war or famine there have been periods of civilizational decline, or even collapse as such. But even now thousands of years after the fall of both Carthage and Rome people still live in both cities. In fact they support much higher populations and living standards than they did back at the so called height of their power.

I remember arguing with a Harold Camping fan a few years ago about how I'd be sorry for not heeding the obvious signs. Well, time proved one of us right.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I totally disagree with you on both topics. I don't think
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[–]Dregan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

Holy shit man...😅 teary eyed!?

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

In 2020 I was living in a more built up area, and experiencing covid-caused personal chaos and tragedy, plus of course what we all went through in 2020 about empty streets, food chain disruption, all kinds of social upheaval. The tiger king and bread making phase. Come on man you remember it, too.

To be finally at the finish line was super emotional and I'm not ashamed to be man enough to admit being overwhelmed by what the vaccine signified. It signified the protection that millions died without, and a finish line in the fight against the pandemic

[–]ShekelPa 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The pandemic ends when you sheep stop complying like a bunch of faggots.

You act so terrified yet have expressed no concern over the fact that people can enter illegally without adhering to any of your stupid ass plademic protocols. Funny how the virus only surfaces when politically convenient

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're saying. That I have somehow demonstrated an inconsistent view here.

Specifically you're saying that because I believe that the virus is real. And, at the same time, I haven't mentioned the border once in this thread or "expressed any concern". Then, in that case, I am being inconsistent.

Is that right? By the way, you haven't expressed any concern about air traffic control working hours in this thread, so please virtue signal about my random left field topic and then I'll virtue signal about yours, and then you'll have to agree we were both logically consistent. Agreed?

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Very ignorant mindset. We aren't at the finish line and never will be. It will basically go back into the pages of history like every other pandemic has. There's no winning or losing. No point of finally being beyond it. And you'll still die someday.

The main problem with COVID is the social upheaval I think. Again a common trend with these sorts of things. We are nowhere near any sort of finish line for the consequences of that. Ultimately I think COVID was the final push, the last straw in years of corruption and incompetence being allowed to fester that set us onto a course of history that will inevitably lead to a violent correction. Hopefully that happens far enough down the line I don't have to deal with it. But I guess in the very unlikely scenario of a mad max style future, maybe the COVID tattoo people have been smart. If you've got a COVID tattoo the cannibals might be too freaked out by spike protein to eat you.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Very ignorant mindset

How the fuck did I know that you retards would trigger an omega wave. I'm explaining to you my outlook as of march two years ago

We aren't at the finish line and never will b

Yeah that's called "endemic"

I said the end of the pandemic. Different things

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You could open up a history book and read about the countless examples of past pandemics.

Hell how quick were we to forget the AIDS scare? Don't you remember the idiots freaking out about using public toilets? You do know why they have those weird paper toilet seat covers in public toilets right?

It's to stop AIDS? I'm dead serious. Does it stop AIDS? No. Does it waste tax money and make someone rich off your expense? Yes.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I didn't say that I thought covid was aids. I didn't say I thought covid was the end of the world. I am explaining my mindset as of two years ago and the experience which also led these four people to get tattooed - and you're saying we should have picked up a book. Hey I don't know about myself but perhaps one of the four in the picture are smarter than you and I put together. Having an emotional experience at the covid vax does not imply a lack of knowledge about Aztecs or Carthage whatever the fuck. This is just because your autist neverkissed brain does not understand when other people have emotions, so you telling me I should have picked up a book about Aids. Go fuck yourself buddy

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They got a trendy tattoo, it's safe to assume they are retarded based solely on that evidence.

[–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You are addicted to fear and rage.

If you paid attention, we had plenty of pandemics in the past. They are defined as any unusual amount of cases for particular diseases that cross a specific threshold.

You may have forgotten how we had pandemics for: Bird flu, swine flu, H1N1, Zika, West Nile, and so on. They explicitly called them pandemics but none of them triggered the mass formation psychosis that we saw in the last two years.

What changed? There was a vested interest in getting as many sheep injected with an unstable technology while making serious profit from it.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How did you determine that I have an addiction? I told you about a single incident in early 2021. How did you conclude from that, that I have an addiction?

I didn't forget Zika or bird flu. Where did I imply that I forgot about bird flu? Point to it, and I'll happily clear that up. Because no, at no point did I forget about Zika or bird flu or whatever.

What changed?

If you had a genuine interest in the answer to that question then you could have checked. Seems like your feigned interest is just performative. There's a numbers based answer for what qualifiers for the label of global pandemic. But if you live in a dream fugue where everything is a symbolic meta label, then showing you the numbers wouldn't really help

[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

How did feel knowing that u needed a subscription of boosters and still can spread the virus?

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I don't know what you mean about subscription, honestly that sounds like something you probably read on a conspiracy blog and believed because you're an idiot. Like I already said, I had two jabs in march and April 2021. It's two because the science showed a critical threshold of immunity. So yeah you sound like an idiot.

As to the fact that i can still catch and spread the virus. It's about the statistical threshold which the models say will work best - that's how much immunity I got from the jabs. I got the right amount of immunity which the models said was correct for humanity.

What's really funny about your moronic, conspiritard comment here, is that, if the epidemiologists wanted for me to have less probability of still spreading the virus, then all of us would have been given a course of three doses instead of two, and you'd be here with your idiotic mouthbreathing saying "hurr durr how does it feel needing three, you cattle".

You would complain whatever the outcome, because you're a stupid child who lives in a fake world of contrariness and paranoid antisocial behavior. Moron

[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What number of shot are u on? 🤔

Time for booster baby!

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Like I already said, I had two jabs in march and April 2021. It's two because the science showed a critical threshold of immunity. So yeah you sound like an idiot.

[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

U mean you didn't listen to the experts pushing boosters on everyone?!

How dare u think for yourself.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

23 comments, many from the accounts who are paid to post on this site. Yup, the keyword Pfizer triggers their social media dashboard and they get sent in, like they Keystone Kops piling out of the paddy wagon.