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I jerk off 3-4 times a day
submitted 2 years ago by yabbit from self.offmychest
INCEL LIVES MATTER
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
A farmer goes to his doctor complaining his penis is rubbed raw. The doctor nods knowingly and tells him he needs to stop jerking off so much. The doc says go out and get yourself a wife.
So the farmer does exactly that. He finds a woman, marries her. A few weeks pass and he goes back to the doctor with the same problem.
Doctor asks why are you still masturbating so much now that you have a wife. Farmer goes, she tries, but her little hands get so tired.
[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Oh I thought the joke would be a boomer tier no sex after marriage but it just ended up making no sense whatsoever.
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