I'm a virgin

submitted by yabbit from self.offmychest

bitches are too shallow nowadays

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Try picking up chicks at an abortion clinic, you know they put out.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

They have to think of the survival of the species, I'm afraid.

[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nah species have gone into extinction cuz stupid females picked beauty over functionality eg. some species of deer and elk, peacocks, birds with tails too long to escape predators

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

See prostitutes. Later marry abroad.

[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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