Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes is sentenced to 20 years in prison by neolib in offbeat

[–]JohnRaymond 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're too kind! Ty!

Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes is sentenced to 20 years in prison by neolib in offbeat

[–]panel30 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

can I "follow" you, others like on other sm

you can do this:

on someone's userpage you can click the "+friends" button

then click "friends" at the top left of the saidit page (near "my subs" "subscribed", etc). That shows posts and comments from accounts you've added as friends.

Why is Antarctica mostly off-limits? What secrets does it hold? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]the-swerve-podcast[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some Theories: 1) Military Activity: Unsafe due to military testing 2) Natural Resources: Rich in natural resources such as Oil, Gas, and Minerals (Gold)? Yeah okay, humans could leave that stuff untapped 3) Environmental Protection: Antarctica is a fragile ecosystem 4) Scientific Research: Restrictions are in place so there is no interference to the science 5) Conspiracies: Ancient ruins, Secret bases, or Extraterrestrial activity

What say you?

Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes is sentenced to 20 years in prison by neolib in offbeat

[–]JohnRaymond 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are hysterical. I'm new, can I "follow" you, others like on other sm. This is REALLY FUNNY

Tennessee cops, including married female officer, fired after repeated wild sex romps by neolib in offbeat

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Key fact about this story is her love of BBC. This whore needs to be executed along with her cucked husband.

Tennessee cops, including married female officer, fired after repeated wild sex romps by neolib in offbeat

[–]neolib[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Follow-up story:

Husband of Tennessee cop-gone-wild Maegan Hall stands by his wife and tries to 'salvage' their marriage after she was fired for having sordid sex romps with six colleagues - as she shrugs off scandal and says it's time 'to move on'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11632291/Husband-Tennessee-cop-gone-wild-Maegan-Hall-sticks-wife.html

Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by neolib in offbeat

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They managed to shoehorn muh climate change into the story. That's pretty impressive. I look forward to a future where we learn how climate change is ruining the Pinewood Derby, Mardi Gras, square dancing, "fast casual" dining, any attempt to revive the harpsichord, pleasure cruises, long relaxing baths, walking tours of Baltimore, the hula hoop, old VHS tapes of Sally Jesse Raphael, erasable pens, recreational assembly language programming, trivia nights, the infomercial, nostalgia, backyard meat smoking, the pizza at QuikTrip, cartoon owls, the digital wristwatch, beef bouillon, semi-pro drag racing, the "sassy latina" stereotype, mock turtlenecks, Harambe memes, alcohol-free beer, several lesser-known Rush albums, kitchen word art, high school debate competitions, murals, the strip mall, stamp collecting, autism awareness car magnets, drive-time traffic updates, and Baby Yoda.

Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by neolib in offbeat

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Arrested for piss poor reporting.

Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes is sentenced to 20 years in prison by neolib in offbeat

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

20 years, the same as Ghislaine Maxwell, apparently she should've ran a pedophile ring instead

Colorado funeral home owner accused of selling body parts and giving clients fake ashes is sentenced to 20 years in prison by neolib in offbeat

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Waste not want not

Boulder's main library closed due to high levels of methamphetamine by neolib in offbeat

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This comes after a recent spike in reports of individuals smoking in public restrooms....

It does not surprise me that the place that hosted Drag Queen Storytime would also be a place for drug addicts. But I do have a problem with being required to pay property taxes to fund this behavior.

Boulder's main library closed due to high levels of methamphetamine by neolib in offbeat

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"We need to strike a balance between people needing to use the bathroom for it's designated purpose, and people who want to use it to do dangerous things. Can't judge. Who's to say what a bathroom is for, anyway? Words change and meaning is subjective"

Vintage-Style Map of the Mandelbrot Set by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]Gaydolf_Titler 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Holy shit Jason Kottke. Haven't heard that name in a long time.

Thanks for posting. Brilliant piece of art.

We explain the "Stoned Ape Theory", a hypothesis proposed by Terence McKenna outlining how psychedelic mushrooms could have played a role in the rapid evolution of human intelligence by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Gaydolf_Titler 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not to them either. Catnip is an iridoid (Nepetalactone), which is esentially a fragrance that has been traced evolutionarily in cats as being not much more than an insect repellent that they rolled in to keep from getting bitten by bugs while carefully stalking prey. It is activated in the olfactory (smell) system, and the reason they act silly is the olfactory system produces an endorphin that activates opiod receptors. This performs a completely different function than psilocybin, an indole alkaloid or tryptamine that activates the 5-HT receptors, or serotenergic system that is responisble for neurotransmission (conscious thought).

Ukrainian Colonel Arrested with Transvestite by chottohen in offbeat

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently it is illegal in UKR. I did not make the law. This is possibly an example of why some people call UKR a Nazi country.

Ukrainian Colonel Arrested with Transvestite by chottohen in offbeat

[–]Gentleman22 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why is it a crime?

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]aceventuratheminions 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

super product

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]chordabloomdogcake 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ca i buy from website?

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]baseballclarinetrice 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

really ? or just said

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]ammil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

supreb product

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]blueberry11 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nice product so far

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]wilderness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

THANKS FOR GREAT PRODUCT

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]composer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

is it avilable in florida ?

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]octave 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what a great product

Erectin - The Fast-Acting, Longer-Lasting Natural Male Enhancement FAST-ACTING, LONGER-LASTING NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT by pankaj1981 in offbeat

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But is it... is it ONCE DAILY??

The mysterious Viking runes found in a landlocked US state by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like it needs a good power warshing with Clorox.

The mysterious Viking runes found in a landlocked US state by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Looks a bit rough around the edges.

Competitive fishermen Jacob Runyan and Chase Cominsky were indicted by a jury on charges including cheating, attempted grand theft and possessing criminal tools -- all felonies -- earlier this month in Cuyahoga County, Ohio. The men are accused of putting lead weights and fish fillets in their catch by Orangutan in offbeat

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They were caught because they were dumb. Their fish should have weighed a certain amount, but were way overweight. I think at the time they were weighed, the leader was at 17 pounds. Their catch was 31 pounds. Stupid, greedy and stupid.

The sad part is that competitive fishing is full of cheaters. These were just particularly outrageous ones.

I, pet goat II — Award-Winning 2012 Canadian Animated Short (7:00) by mifu in offbeat

[–]mifu[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A wiki squib about the film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%2C_Pet_Goat_II

A subjective interpretation: https://vimeo.com/61425706

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]HanssenBob 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not really. He was very prolific. Most of his works are in private hands, and the market for them is very much underground. This will not affect the very specialized Hitler art market.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's about to get far more expensive with someone very publicly reducing the supply.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]HanssenBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His art is already very expensive.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You are so emotional 😮

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]x0x7 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That didn't seem like a useful link.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]x0x7 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd love to see what happens if the audience votes no. They only use democracy for show. They already know the outcomes.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If somebdy had just bought it back in the day things could have been different.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is irresponsible at a time when woke eco-scum have been making a habit of entering free galleries and damaging valuable art. I don't particularly give a shit about Hitler's paintings, but as with so many statues toppled by BLM assholes in the name of colonialism, it is only so long before they are then given a green light to smash any painting for any reason their disagree with. Artist was a whore? Smash it. Artist used drugs? Smash it. Artist wasn't liberal? Smash it. Slippery slope.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literally no one knew they existed until now and they massively increased the value of all his "art" with this stunt. And it will always exist in digital form somewhere regardless of what they do.

Anyone who thinks this is anything but a contrived attention grab to make money is an idiot.

But go on and reward them with attention.

Channel 4 has bought a painting by Adolf Hitler and will allow a studio audience to decide whether Jimmy Carr should destroy it. by neolib in offbeat

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They are making this the big story because the same show has also bought paintings off living paedos who financially benefitted from it.

What to do when you’re trying not to poop by [deleted] in offbeat

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🤘💩🤘

What to do when you’re trying not to poop by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

hahhaha 😂, thanks bro, I enjoyed that 🔥

Do States Need Income Taxes? by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]FuckYourMom 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. Income tax and property tax should be illegal.

Who's Your Daddy, Little bitch? by chottohen in offbeat

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think Castro resigned as leader of Cuba and serves in an advisory roll.

Who's Your Daddy, Little bitch? by chottohen in offbeat

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One is a murderous, lying, socialist and the other is the leader of a communist country.

The mysterious case of Stanley Meyer... an innovator killed by Big Oil? Meyer developed a fuel cell that could propel an automobile using just water. It is said his last words while running out of a restaurant during an investor meeting were "They poisoned me"! What say you? Was his car real? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He developed the, now standardized hydrogen fuel cell, through electrolysis. I've built and used one, there's not much to them. The problem is they require a large amount of electricity to cause the electrolysis. Meyer's unique part, was his design and implementation's purported efficiency and purported ability to produce more enegey than it put in with electricity.

The mysterious case of Stanley Meyer... an innovator killed by Big Oil? Meyer developed a fuel cell that could propel an automobile using just water. It is said his last words while running out of a restaurant during an investor meeting were "They poisoned me"! What say you? Was his car real? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, but a water-powered fuel cell is stupid on the face of it. Water is burnt hydrogen. Getting energy out of that just doesn't make sense.

Miracle ‘farm dust’ pill could prevent childhood allergies by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Your children can avoid most allergies by not getting them vaccinated. Food allergies, in particular, were extremely rare before 1986, when the vaccine schedule went from a couple shots to over 50 shots by 2000.

Miracle ‘farm dust’ pill could prevent childhood allergies by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Basically if a baby gets something in their mouth before they get it on their skin they wont become allergic.

This starts in the womb so exposure by the mother to a variety of things is healthy even though official advise has been for mothers to avoid dirt and fermented foods.

What also needs to be limited is food stuff being used in skin care products aimed at kids. It's always the middle class kids whose parents went out and bought vegan strawberry and kiwi baby wash with natural coconut oil who have a whole range on allergies, not the poor kid who got Johnson's baby oil and sudocrem.

Shelby American Just Launched a 1300-HP 'Code Red' Version of the GT500 by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Im marking this as a laugh, because they will sell it at least 100k above msrp and some idiot will buy it.

The greatest organized crime institution of all time – The Federal Reserve! Since its inception, it has presided over 17 economic recessions and plummeted the purchasing power of one US dollar by 96%. Also, it printed 40% of all US dollars out of thin air in the last 2 years. What say you? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Capt-Bligh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Scroll past the first SIX-LONG-MINUTES of BS and ads and idiocy to reach the content that is explained in other videos much more effectively.

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a real shame.

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They used to come here somewhat locally to do a show every year. I never had time to go personally.

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

“Are people here because they want to watch wrestling, or because they want to watch midgets?”

Yes.

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That there's some fine entertainment, we don't see shows of this calibre very often these days

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]HongKongPhooey 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thats awesome, I would pay good money to watch that. This looks much cooler than the gay wresting on TV

Midget wrestling show at Sonoma County Fair delights some, offends others by [deleted] in offbeat

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“We want the midgets!” shouted one.

😂

You will own NOTHING and be happy! If you like the idea of mass surveillance, social credit systems, and complete control of the state you’ll LOVE The Great Reset; a book written by the founder of the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab. Conspiracies surround this group and their global influence. by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]RedEyedWarrior 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No thanks. I’m counting on going to Heaven when I die. People like Klaus Schwab will stay on earth until it falls into the sun. The evil people inherit the earth. The good people go to heaven.

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[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They had the choice to leave Israel. This is poetic justice since Jews have been imposing their insanity on other people. Decent Jews should just stop being Jews.

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am grateful to Pfizer for killing modern scum.

Really? It's interesting to hear you state that; given the Israel public is almost 100% Pfizer jabbed.

They can't buy groceries without a jab passport.

They didn't have a choice.

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[–]RichardsonDavis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck off, Pfizer. Once is enough. I'd gladly take it if it would work and it isn't a downer when we take it. I've had the shots and one booster. That's it. That's all. Anymore is just a waste of everyone's time and effort.

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[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pffft. Third booster? I got that in February 2020.

I've been mainlining the Holy Elixer straight into my cock using an insulin pump ever since.

I'm unstoppable.

Fucking rookies.

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[–]Objecting_Sphere 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unfair! They won't even let me get my second booster, now you're talking about a third?

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[–]adultmanhwa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

civil disobedience is coming!

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[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If he was "based", why did he get the vax?

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[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My acquaintance who died was in his 50s and based.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're starting to talk about a 5th dose... People's blood polluted with all this garbage. Image having 5 doses, plus flu vaccines, etc. It's no wonder they all get sick.

https://www.essexcovidvaccine.nhs.uk/coronavirus-vaccine/information-for-people-with-a-weakened-immune-system/

I'll stick to my zero COVID vaccines.

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[–]DirewolfGhost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lets join to celebrate in their life accomplishments... like pushing to remove bodily autonomy.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Human beings are overrated, fuck the humans.

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[–]In-the-clouds[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I cannot join you in rejoicing over the deaths of our fellow human beings.

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[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am grateful to Pfizer for killing modern scum.

Most Yabbits are no IQ retards by theBadSprocket in offbeat

[–]GeorgeCarlin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A totally retarded and replaceable incel-simulation (you know: those self-cockblocking dumbasses) spamming this site with his bs.

r/funny - This commercial should have saved Kmart, it's hilarious. by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

K-Mart and Sears merged, and should have called themselves S-Mart.

https://youtu.be/W6yBL7wxr2I

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Definitely a step up. Ya can't get aids from your own hand.

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]d3lta105 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wear a condom for your dick

Wear a condom for your computer (brought to you by uBlock Origin)

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yibba = Assange

Confirmed

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The proportion of the population that is gay has been increasing, in part because incel has replaced faggot as the generic male insult and boys refuse to sleep with dirty whores.

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's... a good way to end up with venereal disease. Remember lads, stay pure; don't fuck whores.

A Comprehensive Guide - I Remove The Condom Without Them Knowing During - Stealth - Sex Story & Experience by yibba in offbeat

[–]GeorgeCarlin 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

As if you ever could get a "woman" (you know: the ones without dicks...) to not run away from you

without chloroforming or roofying them first... so this one is funny.

A mother in Oklahoma married her son and then her daughter, who pleaded guilty to incest. by Zapped in offbeat

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A mother in Oklahoma married her son and then her daughter, who pleaded guilty to incest. by Zapped in offbeat

[–]tmckinn7 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

5 years ago

A mother in Oklahoma married her son and then her daughter, who pleaded guilty to incest. by Zapped in offbeat

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I thought it was medical insurance fraud, not an actual sexual relationship with her kids.

A mother in Oklahoma married her son and then her daughter, who pleaded guilty to incest. by Zapped in offbeat

[–]Zapped[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

u/smokeDrugs, this is where imprinting (or lack thereof) comes in.

Also, u/HongKongPhooey, this should have been one of your posts.

Ice Age wolf DNA reveals dogs trace ancestry to two separate wolf populations by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even better.

Chinese wolf and Jew wolf.

Ice Age wolf DNA reveals dogs trace ancestry to two separate wolf populations by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let me guess. The european wolf and the nigger wolf, or something like that according to some people.

How Much is the Space Invaders Franchise Worth? by cottoneyejoe in offbeat

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I liked Asteroids better. That was the last video game I ever played. They got really stupid after Asteroids.

A tale as old as time, two random children appear in a town... but they're GREEN! This is the story of The Green Childen of Woolpit. The siblings are said to have spoken an unknown language, wore unfamiliar clothing, and only ate broad beans. Is this a folktale, aliens, or a perfectly normal event? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I remember reading about this a long time ago. They weren't green, they were just children that had been abandoned by their parents. Something that happened a lot back then. Infanticide wasn't invented by Roe vs. Wade, you know.

Aggressive goose acts as guardian for mother duck and her eggs by Maria88800 in offbeat

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One of the most interesting things I find about breeding birds, is that many chicks and mothers are interchangeable. Much more than you would think. Chickens, ducks, geese, quail, partridge, guinea fowl, just a number of birds I have experienced switching mothers and eggs/chicks around. Eggs first usually works best. Although I would put a large bird with small eggs. They will hatch them, but then crush the chicks. I used to sell fertile quail eggs to a guy who just chucked them under bantam chickens and they would raise them to adult.

Astronaut Speculates That UFOs Are Time Travelers From The Future by Zapped in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't need to explain it to me

You never wanted a good faith discussion about ufo propulsion, you just want to pick apart without hearing or understanding anything.

schizos post "theories

Small minds.... You should go back to reddit.

Astronaut Speculates That UFOs Are Time Travelers From The Future by Zapped in offbeat

[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't need to explain it to me. It's just very amusing seeing schizos post "theories" that are literally just arbitrary components of diagrams they've seen before, act like it provides even the slightest amount of insight into anything, and then get defensive when questioned.

In your case specifically it appears you started out with an eye of providence, made a connection that it could maybe fit a stereotypical UFO in the shape, then decided the pupil needed something to do as well and so called it a "core" that "affects fundamental forces" in a completely arbitrary way that would let it fit in the shape you drew.

Astronaut Speculates That UFOs Are Time Travelers From The Future by Zapped in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, you should have just started with that and saved my time.

“I don’t need to explain it”

I explained in more detail to Zapped and several others. I very specifically meant, why should I explain it to you? I don't see how you could be beneficial, I don't feel the need to justify my theories to you, and even bouncing the ideas off you would be bad because of your negativity. Some people add to this world, some people only take away. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Astronaut Speculates That UFOs Are Time Travelers From The Future by Zapped in offbeat

[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And there we go, the classic schizo “I don’t need to explain it” after someone questions the schizo’s nonsense.

Astronaut Speculates That UFOs Are Time Travelers From The Future by Zapped in offbeat

[–]Rob3122 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Shit!