Some forms of slavery are still constitutional

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[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

So no, you didn't try not being a felon?

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Maybe you could try not being a troll.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Where's the fun in that? That would be almost as fun for me as not being a felon would be for you!

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Enjoy your slavery.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Well I would but I'm not a felon, so

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Since you will go out of your way to pretzel yourself into whatever shape is dictated by the arbitrary rules made up by the bunch of maniacs in political office, that makes you a de facto slave.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you're a slave if you refuse to get yourself arrested for doing bad things

mmmkayy

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You're a slave if you do everything you're told by complete strangers you've never met and have no control over.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody had to tell me not to rape my grandma but I didn't do it anyway. Slavery!!!!