Fuck Texas

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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

They redid our DMV to a Super DMV a few years ago, it's awesome. They text you when they're ready for you in the back, no more lines! Whole thing revamped.

[–]fschmidt[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

Which state?

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (17 children)

I'm in Houston

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The first time I took my driving test in Houston many years ago, I had been up all night drinking and was tripping on LSD.

The lady that gave me the road test told me that I drove almost 60 mph in a 30 mph zone and I almost hit some trash cans.

I took the driving test again the next day and passed.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I always felt like I was an awesome driver on lsd. How's it going, Edward?

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's ok, I guess.

I just got shadow banned at my favorite bdsm forum, if that says anything.

[–]fschmidt[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

So I tried random zip codes in Texas to check waiting times and it varies a lot. But this does solve the problem since I have now scheduled an appointment in the closest area with a reasonable waiting time.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Do you need an appointment, what if you just show up.

[–]fschmidt[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It seems to be random whether they would take you. Anyway, I don't need this now.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When I took a road test in Houston about three years ago, they told me that I could make an appointment for 90 days later to take my road test or I could take my road test the next day using a private company that gives road tests and it cost me something like $100 or $150, I can't remember for sure.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Sympathies.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Yeah... It's got nice people tho.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Houston crime rates are 95% higher than the national average. Violent crimes in Houston are 170% higher than the national average. In Houston, you have a 1 in 20 chance of becoming a victim of crime. Houston is safer than 3% of the cities in the United States.

I had thought the hellish weather was the biggest negative, but apparently not all the people there are nice. Inexplicably...

Houstonians love their city — and for good reasons — according to new rankings released by U.S. News & World Report. Greater Houston received a 6.9 score out of 10 in for the Best Places to Live list, which is heavily weighted by the Quality of Life and Value categories.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Houston crime rates are 95% higher than the national average

Yeah, there's a lot of black people and the Mexicans aren't exactly angels either.

https://saidit.net/s/MusicVideos/comments/8oyq/country_death_song/ I love this song.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

"Kill your kids and family" is a pretty jewish theme to impose on the goyim. They've gone for full spectrum dominance, and we're seeing its effects on our society.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's a song, not an instruction book.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

All sensory input has an effect.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm in Houston

A logistics intern I knew created a layout of trailer delivery destinations.
"Huston".

Huston forever.